My three-year-old niece, Sophie, likes to tell me stories. They’re generally this hilarious mix of plots and characters from various books she’s been read and movies she’s been shown. I love listening to her tales because it’s fascinating to watch her learn how stories work. Phrases such as “once upon a time” and “next time” … Continue reading »
Mid-30s Peak
I recently read in a book that women hit their sexual peaks in their mid-thirties. I’ve also recently read, however, that that is a myth. Either way, I found the “fact” absolutely hilarious for some reason. I think it’s because I am in my mid-30s or months away from it depending on what age you … Continue reading »
Just a Little Crush
As I was drooling over Colin Firth as Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones’ Diary the other night, I started wondering why I have such a weakness for men with dark, curly hair. Seeking an answer for why I have a “type” is probably a complete waste of my time, but I’m between freelance projects at … Continue reading »
I Can Twinkle
For the past six months, I’ve been taking ballroom dancing lessons. It’s something I’ve always wanted to be able to do, so I did some research and found some very reasonably priced lessons in my area. I feel extremely lucky in my choice because my instructors, Rick and Judy, are beyond brilliant. They’re kind, patient, … Continue reading »
What I’ve Learned from TV and Films
My friend and I were recently laughing about ridiculous lessons, rules, or morals we learned from various movies and tv shows. Here are some of my favorites: 1. Grease: Become a slut and a smoker, and then you’ll get the man of your dreams. 2. Dawson’s Creek: A soul mate is not the person with … Continue reading »
White Christmas
Every year when Christmas rolls around, I have several movies that I have to watch. If I don’t watch them, it doesn’t feel like Christmas. One of those movies is White Christmas starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Vera Ellen, and Rosemary Clooney. I can’t remember the first time I watched White Christmas, but I do … Continue reading »
Fears
Since Halloween is quickly approaching, I thought I’d share some of my fears with you. I am afraid of the following: 1. Heights: Even short ladders sometimes freak me out. 2. Insects, especially ones that fly or jump: When I was little, I thought I felt my stomach itch. I figured my shirt was just … Continue reading »
Holiday Mania
When I moved to London, I knew I would miss my family, my friends, my dogs, and, possibly most importantly, Jif peanut butter. One thing I did not expect to miss was how over the top Americans are about holidays. By “over the top,” I mean the following: 1. People who put holiday appropriate outfits … Continue reading »
Small Town Facts
You know you’re living in a small town in the Midwest if three or more of the following items are true: 1. There is no form of mass public transportation. 2. In the many years you’ve been living there, you’ve maybe seen a taxi once, and even then you’re convinced it must have been an … Continue reading »
Made-for-TV Movies
One guilty pleasure I often indulge in is the crap, made-for-TV movie. There is something quite comforting in being able to predict the entire plot from the first minute of the film or even from the title. I’m not sure why I take such pleasure in these when I generally hate movies and books with … Continue reading »
